tennants-hair:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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THIS IS THE BEST NO THERE WILL NEVER BE A BETTER RELATED SUPERNATURAL GIF THIS WINS ALL THE AWARDS

(Source: googlearths, via we-got-innocence-for-days)

My birthday is TOMORROW and Denis also comes home TOMORROW so we all know what that means

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

(via unescapable)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via mac-and-chee)

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

(via unimportant)

eyes-like-a-car-crash69:

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

This.

(via vagina-itch)